I oficially stopped giving a shit 3 minutes ago

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it's not open" (Zappa)

domingo, 26 de julio de 2009

It sucks

Yo no abro galletas de la fortuna en Facebook, me parece que para eso me voy a un bar y me mando un capuccino y de paso leo los sobrecitos, pero hoy abri una caja de pandora. Cual es el chiste? que no sabes que te va a tocar, entonces, a algunos de mis contactos les tocaron bombones:
A otros les tocaron objetos:
A otros les tocaron cosas que le podrian gustar a la hnita, ponele:

A otros personajes de dibujos animados:
A otros personajes de películas:


Y a mi? que me toco a mi?


Facebook, esta vez es personal ¬¬



(si haces click en las imagenes se ven mas grandes, se entiende)

lunes, 20 de julio de 2009

Esas cosas que uno encuentra en Internet


Friend:

> Someone that would take a bullet for you.
Joe: Hey Jake! Pass the chips!
Jake: Are you my friend, Joe?
Joe: What?
Jake: Would you take a bullet for me?
Joe: Fuck no!
Jake: No chips, asshole. Get out of my house.

>" a kindred spirit. Someone who is born with a similar molecular structure as yourself and therefore interprets life through similar alien eyes thereby living on the same alien plane that you do."

> Someone you haven't slept with yet.

> one who is on call to pretend they were out for drinks anyway
"Hey friend. I've got my crush with me. so pretend we were doing something anyway tonight so I can invite him."

> a friend is someone who sees you stumbling around when your drunk and takes your drink away.

> MySpace encourages stalking
MySpace encourages stalking
Sometimes people friend you
and you don't know who they are

(The True Wheel - Myspace Blues)

> N. a generic term you call someone, whom you see everyday, to hide the fact that you have short term memory and can't remember their real name.
Vivian: hey cat wats up?
Cat: hey friend! *confused look*

> A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

> A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion
"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky


pobre Andy che



*NdeA: Amiga es alguien que te invita a ver strippers el dia que cumplis 4 meses con tu novio.

*NdeA 2: Se, murio Batata, todo mal.


(By the way, esto, no sera mucho?)

sábado, 18 de julio de 2009

So close no matter how far

Aunque no pude estar ahi, sabe que estoy con vos.

viernes, 10 de julio de 2009

WW

La Versión Todo Público
La version Rated +18 (ponele)
O aca o aca

miércoles, 1 de julio de 2009

No tiene que ver con nada, pero...

La calidad del telo se mide en si los ceniceros están o no pegados a la mesita de luz.

Alguien lo tenia que decir.
I Am Going to Hell For This One

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